I arrived home to find Sarabeth had already packed everything we needed, so I merely threw things into the trunk and off we went. What a champion. We took a picture or two, and hung out while I paced. Then Hannah came to the rescue and came over until family could get to our house and then off we went. The contractions were now about 3 minutes apart on the drive over, so I sort of had an inkling that this was going to go fast. We arrived and got into the elevator where an interesting happening took place. There were 3 ladies who were trying to find the cafeteria, who got off, then got back on but held the elevator while asking a nurse questions about where the cafeteria was, what kind of food they were serving, if there was anywhere else they could go to get food, blah blah, and I bit my tongue really hard. I was ready to say, “Look ladies, respect the contractions over here let’s go” but by the grace of God alone held my tongue. SB said a few words after they got off on the 1st floor, which shall remain redacted from this post.
So we got into triage and SB was definitely ready for an epidural. Here’s a pic that I may have to retract later, so we’ll see if it passes wife approval. For reader reference, I generally get talkative when exciting things happen, and my wife was not so much in the mood to hear talking during this particular set of painful contractions. Immediately before this picture was snapped, SB said, “Joe if I tell you to shut up I need you to shut up”. So instead of talking I played with my phone which included taking this picture which she may or may not know about. Well, yeah, taking a look at the trace shows that perhaps I deserved it. Or she was in a lot of pain. Food for thought, perhaps I should be quiet more often in general. Anywho, Karen our nurse immediately recognized that we were here to stay and got us into a room.
The nurse got her IV started and got antibiotics started because SB was group B strep positive, so the docs wanted antibiotics flowing through both baby and momma before delivery so the chance of infection at delivery was minimal. So SB was definitely in a lot of pain and my hand was definitely getting squeezed a lot. Until the next chapter, when the doctor (NOT CRNA) did a kickbutt job with the epidural. He was definitely Indian and I had to try really hard not to think about episode 3 of www.thewebsiteisdown.com. Sidebar, if you ever watch these, you will immediately be in on about 50 more inside jokes from work. Right, next up, epidural man.