A Suck Day

Today, is just a suck day. I feel like a vacuum cleaner, I just suck. I woke up late, (not that it matters because of flex time) I had a fairly unproductive day at work and my schedule is collapsing on these 2 upcoming weeks. I am not excited for the remainder of this week or next week. Perhaps today is just a downer. Nothing feels like it matters, especially anything that I do. My classes are useless, I don’t have an apartment yet, the driver side door of my Accord hasn’t opened from the outside in months (and I never have had time to fix it because I need it every day). I know this is sounding like a complain session and well it is. Guess what, it’s my blog so read it and like it. Or don’t like it and chalk it up to another of today’s failures. Man. I’m going to another useless depressing class from my ADD prof who can’t remember my name even though he asks me every class.

Good Morning

I was woken by my roommate kicking the foot of my bed (as opposed to normal humans that have the luxury of actually hearing their alarm clock). Normally I would snooze the alarm clock, roll over and enjoy the next 10 minutes of peace. This morning was different. Something absolutely amazed me about the alarm clock. I hit the snooze, turned over and stared at the electronic waking device. I marveled at its purpose and thanked it for every moment it granted me silence. I stared at the impossibly slow changing digital numbers until it the sound it emitted startled me beyond understanding, as only a true non-morning person can understand. Quite interesting is the human mind. Makes me wonder if mine is broken.

Old emails

I was thumbing through some old emails and I found this, kind of funny. Those silly fraudulent Nigerians, they don’t know what’s coming.

Hey Greg,

Nice try with the fraudulent Paypal email but I think my grandma could have written a better one. Work on your English too if you really want to scam someone. I’ve reported you to eBay security.

Joe

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From: GREG TOLUWANI [mailto:greg1@lopezclub.com]
Sent: Tuesday, February 01, 2005 10:01 PM
To: Joseph Clarke
Subject: RE: eBay Item Purchase: Dell Inspiron 8500 Laptop 54mbps/wifi DVD+rw 1 GB RAM (Item #6740707558)

Hello,
I have sent the paypal payment. So kindly check your e-mail for the paypal confirmation mail and mail me immediately you recieve the payment confirmation from paypal so that i can send you my daughter’s address in Nigeria and my fedex account number then can just send the item today and mail the tracking num ber to paypal for verification at (paypal-verification@consultant.com) thanks. i will be expecting your mail.